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I went out with a guy last night. Asked me if we could go dutch. 我昨晚跟个男人出去约会。他问我能不能各付各的。 I said, I don't know. What's Dutch for cheap-ass bitch? 我说,不知道呢。我不会说荷兰语的你个小气废
Morning! 早安 It's a beautiful day. 真是美好的一天 These shades belong down. 这些帘子的职责就是遮挡阳光 From now on think of me as a vampire 从现在开始 把我当作 without all the annoying marketing. 不用看我行销的吸
I think me and your tub are going steady. 我跟你的浴缸感情已经稳定下来了 Oh you found the jacuzzi button. 哦 你找到按摩钮了 I don't know who found who 我不知道是谁先找到谁 but we're together now. 但是我跟小缸缸坠
One more song before we close. 在打烊前 再来一首 I sing Spice Girls' 就来首辣妹合唱团的 Aww, tell me what you want, 告诉我你想要什么 what you really really want. 你内心深处最强烈的欲望 That boy's more stiff 他歌喉
It's not that bad. 没那么糟 It's not that bad. It's not that bad. 没那么糟 真没那么糟 No. 没错 For a dentist office in the subway 地铁站里的牙科诊所 it's pretty good. 这家算是不错了 Seriously how are you not running out
What? You're being subway creepy. 干嘛,你就像个地铁痴汉 I have to say, when you were punching that almost-dead guy in the stomach, 不得不说,当你用力揍那个半死模特的胃时 that was a serious balloon move. 还真像是气球
Sleeping in that hospital chair all night wasn't that uncomfortable. 在医院的椅子上睡一整夜也没那么难受嘛 No, the chairs weren't. Your sad Valentine whimpering was. 对,椅子还好。让人难受的是,你的情人节啜泣 So
Oh, hell, no! 靠,不是吧 Why is this line so long? Did the new iPhone come out? 怎么这么多人排队,新iPhone出来了吗 Let's just get him over there. 咱们把他扶过去吧 Max, anything you can do to move this along? 麦克斯,你能
Okay, back to what we were discussing. 好啦,再接着讨论刚才的事 Uh, thanks. We appreciate the offer, but we are going to pass. 谢谢你。感谢你的提议,不过还是算了吧 So you don't want to accomplish your dream? 难道你们不
Max, look, my lip. Is this something? I feel like I'm getting one. 麦克斯,看我的嘴唇。有长东西吗,我感觉快长了 For the last time, you cannot get a herpes breakout in under ten hours. 我再说一次,疱疹不会在10小时内爆
Did it light? No. 点着了吗?没有 Try another one. The gas is on. 再试一次,瓦斯还开着呢 Why are we throwing fire at an oven? 为什么要对烤箱丢火柴啊 Is this a poor people game? 这是穷人的娱乐游戏吗 Yeah, it's cal
Silver lining time? 来说个好消息吧 We didn't have to change Douglas and his mother's diapers? 我们很幸运,不用帮道格拉斯和他妈妈换尿布吗 We made $240 for the cupcake business selling all that crap on eBay. 那堆垃圾在易
No! Just, uh, not the wine. The wine's mine. 住手,不许拿酒,酒是我的 Just serving cupcakes. 我只供应蛋糕 I've been listening in on Cashandra and her girlfriends' conversations, 我一直在偷听卡珊德拉和她的朋友说话 an
Max, wake up. It's 3:00. 麦克斯,醒醒,都下午三点了 We forgot to set the alarm. 我们忘记定闹钟了 Oh, I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with... 我真没想到跟另一个女人在床上醒来 frosting on my boob
We have to go--I kissed Johnny again. 咱们真的得走了,我们又接吻了 What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom. 什么,麦克斯,你说你要上厕所 I did. And so did he. 是啊,他也去了 It's a unisex bathroom-- empha
I can't believe you put the platypus foot rest in the trash. 真不敢相信你把鸭嘴兽脚踏板当垃圾扔了 On eBay we could get at least three to six dollars for it. 那东西能在易趣上卖三到六块吧 I'm gonna tell you this one more
How many more times do you need to hear it? 还要我说多少次你才信啊 He didn't kiss me. 他没有亲我 Maybe it wasn't the right time. 或许是时机不对 Overlooking the New York skyline, a hundred feet in the air, bathed in moonlight? 俯
This is so romantic. 太浪漫了 Jumping over the back wall 跳过后院的墙 to drop down and see you in the middle of the night? 只为了在半夜见你一面 It's very Romeo and Juliet. 就像罗密欧与茱丽叶 It is very Romeo and Juliet. 我
Until the cupcake business takes off, 在蛋糕店上轨道前 I'm just gonna have to find a temp job online. 我打算去网上找一份兼职 Can I close this window that says Mexican painkillers? 我能关掉这墨西哥止痛药的网页吗 Yeah,
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